(via hallucination)
(via primrosebaby)
the backs of cereal boxes for kids are like, “hey, rockstar, can you finish this word jumble and solve the maze?? you saved a marshmallow’s life! have an awesome day!!” and the ones for adults are like, “download this app so you can keep track of how fast your heart is dying. our brown flakes fill you up so you won’t be tempted by foods you actually enjoy. halved strawberry and loose blueberries strewn across a wooden table next to car keys!!”
(via snorlaxatives)
(via drugsandtvshowsallday)
paigeygirlxoshe’s the sort of girl who could make your heart cum
(via vulnerablx)
BITCHSLAP
(via vulnerablx)
You’re the only person I’d be okay with calling me at 3 am for no reason
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(via pathetichell)
#backflip no footer
#skimboarding in #dahican
#skimboard #skim #maticity
#regram from @jorgejit #skimboarding #skimboard #skimlife #skim #beaches #paradise
